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ha, ha, ha ... nekatere misli so super. Prilagam eno karakterno!
stopnjevanje pridevnikov po črnogorsko:
.........ljep
.........mnogo ljep
........vidi ti mene |
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....ha, ha, ha, ha....
....ti, ti, forum pač ni politični.....
....bi se pa dalo kar nekaj napisati pod rubliko zakonodaja pa urbanizem! |
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| Objavljeno: 26 Sep 2008 20:34 |
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Tole bo kar v angleščini, nekaj je res dobrih misli.
Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. - They are so tasty.
Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman -
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, - three's the result!
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........ |
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| Objavljeno: 30 Sep 2008 18:55 |
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No God or Know God?
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem Science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God.. .
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat,
But we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.
Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't.
If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. )
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive....... ......... .. |
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Quote for the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'
So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
BELIEVE IT! |
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| Objavljeno: 16 Okt 2008 12:11 |
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| “Ko bo ubita še zadnja žival in podrto zadnje drevo, bomo ljudje ugotovili, da denarja ni moč jesti” star indijanski rek |
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| Objavljeno: 18 Okt 2008 06:21 |
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Za vezane
Znanstveniki so odkrili, da sta likanje in zakonski seks enaka:
Človek se mora prisiliti, da začne ...
Ko že začne, ugotovi, da sploh ni tako slabo ...
Ko vse opravi, je srečen, ker ve, da bo imel spet nekaj dni mir ... |
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| Objavljeno: 18 Okt 2008 08:04 |
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Pridružen/-a: 25.06. 2007, 10:24
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Mlad arhitekt, lep, postaven, pameten, kokolone, romantik, ljubezniv, simpatikon, itd ...
Imam stanovanje, avto, motor in jahto, ....spolno neprekosljiv, skratka za skupne vecere ...
Ne iscem nobene, samo hvalim se ... |
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| Objavljeno: 18 Okt 2008 08:20 |
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Sem mlada, lepa, postavna, privlačna, seksipila, duhovita, nežna, ljubeča, skrbna, darežljiva, predvidljiva, zanesljiva, ljubezniva, delovna, skratka neskončno bogata.
Kdor me najde, naj me prosim vrne, ker se že dolgo ne najdem več. Najditelj dobi za nagrado vse, kar mi je podaril čas! |
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| Objavljeno: 30 Okt 2008 13:59 |
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DOBRO JUTRO
Petelinček zjutraj vstane - zakikirika.
Vrabček zjutraj vstane - začivka.
Kanarček zjutraj vstane - zapoje.
Nauk te zgodbe: Ni važno kakšen tič je, važno je da vstane. |
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| Objavljeno: 04 Nov 2008 16:10 |
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Kdor ljubi je ljubljen.
Kdor fuka je fuknjen. |
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| Objavljeno: 06 Nov 2008 12:57 |
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Pametne ženske utišajo moške tako, da dvignejo noge,
neumne pa tako, da dvignejo glas. |
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| Objavljeno: 14 Nov 2008 09:17 |
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| ČE IMAMO MI ZA PREDSEDNIKA TURKA, ZAKAJ NE BI IMELI AMERIČANI ČRNCA !!! |
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| Objavljeno: 14 Nov 2008 10:02 |
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| If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year, only two Banks will be operational: the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank, the most liquid banks at the moment. Logically....Those 2 banks will merge and will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'. |
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Časovni pas GMT + 1 ura, srednjeevropski - zimski čas
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