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Pridružen/-a: 24.05. 2007, 14:24
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No prav, sem razumel, da niste razumeli!
Žal mi je, ne znam prevesti .
Lahko pa greste na tole stran, kjer je edini slovenski interaktivni prevajalnik, ki prevaja iz slovenščine v angleščino in obratno. Tu vtipkajte zadnje tri besede : or screw it. In dobili boste uporaben prevod.
Za lenuhe je prevod priložen:
or screw it (pomeni) =
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Pridružen/-a: 24.05. 2007, 14:24
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TO JE MISEL ZA DANAšNJI DAN,
PA TUDI ZA JUTRIŠNJI,
ZA TA VIKEND,
NASLEDNJI TEDEN...
MESEC...
LETO...
VSE ŽIVLJENJE....
Velik potepuški pes se je znašel v nenavadni sobi;
vse stene so bile od vrha do tal prekrite z ogledali.
Ves presenečen je v trenutku spoznal, da ga je obkrožila cela tolpa psov. V jezi in strahu je začel kazati zobe, renčati in lajati. Psi okoli njega so, normalno, ponavljali za njim: renčali so in kazali zobe.
Da bi se ubranil pred napadom, se je pes začel vrtoglavo hitro vrteti okoli svoje osi, dokler ni z vso silo planil v enega od namišljenih napadalnih psov.
Napol mrtev in krvav se je sredi razbitega ogledala zgrudil na tla.
Če bi ob prihodu samo enkrat prijazno pomahal z repom, bi ga vsi psi
sprejeli prijazno.
Nauk:
Človek vedno najde tisto, kar pričakuje, da bo našel. |
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Pridružen/-a: 25.05. 2007, 09:26
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.............Ponedeljek..............Torek............. Sreda.............Četrtek............. Petek.............Sobota......
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Pridružen/-a: 25.05. 2007, 09:26
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Živali so nam lahko za vzgled. Na eni sami sliki so združeni elementi prijateljstva, sodelovanja in ljubezni. Kdo od ljudi bi se toliko potrudil za prijatelja, da bi lahko izrekel ljubezen svoji ljubljeni? Naj slika govori sama zase!
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Pridružen/-a: 25.05. 2007, 09:26
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Še enkrat grem spat, pa bo plača
- pol pa še dvakrat, pa je ne bo več! |
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Pridružen/-a: 25.05. 2007, 09:26
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Ker se cene goriv kar naprej dvigajo, plača pa ostaja ista, si dajte svoj avto malo prirediti.
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Pridružen/-a: 25.05. 2007, 09:26
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Break the rules,........................Prekrši pravila,
Forgive quickly, ........................Odpuščaj hitro,
Kiss slowly, ..............................Poljubljaj počasi,
Love truly,................................Ljubi zvesto,
Laugh uncontrollably,.................Smej se sproščeno,
And never regret anything...........In nikoli ne obžaluj ničesar,
That made you smile! ................Kar ti izvabi nasmeh! |
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Pridružen/-a: 25.05. 2007, 09:26
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If a ARCHITECT makes a mistake, it's a new vision....... ......... .....
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If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new style....... ......... .....
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If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it's an accident.... ......... ........
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If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it's an operation... ......... ........
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If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new venture..... ......... .
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If an LAWYER makes a mistake, it is a new rule..... ......... .
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it is a new law......... .........
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it is a new invention... ......... .
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it is a new fashion..... ......... ....
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it is a new theory...... ......... ...
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it is a "MISTAKE" !!!!!!!!!!!! ! |
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Pridružen/-a: 25.05. 2007, 09:26
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21st Century....
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Salary - Very less |
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| Objavljeno: 03 Maj 2008 23:25 |
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Pridružen/-a: 06.03. 2008, 21:11
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Nova oblika seksa v administraciji in upravi:
Sedeš na stol,
daš noge na mizo,
malo jih razmakneš,
in se ti jebe,..........................
kdaj bo delo narejeno !!! |
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| Objavljeno: 08 Maj 2008 11:07 |
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Pridružen/-a: 06.03. 2008, 21:11
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Če lahko začneš dan brez kofeina,
če si vedno dobre volje ter ignoriraš muke in bolečine,
če lahko vzdržiš večno pritoževanje in prenašaš dolgočasne ljudi z vsemi njihovimi nevšečnostmi,
če lahko ješ vedno isto hrano dan za dnem in si še hvaležen za to,
če lahko razumeš, da so tvoji ljubljeni preveč zaposleni, da bi si vzeli čas zate,
če lahko preneseš kritiko in grajo brez zamere,
če lahko preslišiš prijateljevo omejeno izobrazbo in ga nikoli ne popraviš,
če se lahko upreš razlikovanju med bogatim in revnim prijateljem,
če lahko premagaš vse napetosti in strese brez medicinske pomoči,
če se lahko sprostiš brez žgane pijače,
če lahko spiš brez pomoči mamil,
... potem si najbrž družinski pes! |
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Pridružen/-a: 25.05. 2007, 09:26
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Bravo Sašo, predzadnji je odličen, pa tudi zadnji je dober!
SPREHAJANJE PSA
(po resnični zgodbi)
Neka ženska je letela iz Seattlea v San Francisco. Letalo je med potjo nenapovedano zavilo v Sacramento. Stevardesa je potnike obvestila, da bo zamuda in če želijo z letala, naj upoštevajo, da bo vkrcanje čez 50 minut.
Vsi so šli z letala, razen gospe, ki je bila slepa. Če si šel mimo nje, si lahko videl, da je slepa, saj je njen pes vodnik za slepe ves polet mirno ležal pod prednjimi sedeži.
Po tem, da jo je pilot, ki se ji je približal, poklical po imenu, si lahko vedel, da pogosto leti na tej liniji. Pilot ji je rekel: "Kathy, v Sacramentu bomo skoraj celo uro. Bi šli z letala in si pretegnili noge?" Slepa gospa mu je odgovorila: "Ne, hvala, ampak mogoče bi pa Buddy rad pretegnil svoje noge."
Predstavljajte si tole:
Vsi ljudje ob vhodu v letališko stavbo so okameneli, ko so opazili, da z letala prihaja pilot s psom vodnikom za slepe!
Pilot je celo nosil sončna očala. Ljudje so bili pretreseni. Niso samo poskušali zamenjati letal, poskušali so zamenjati tudi letalske prevoznike!
Resnična zgodba... (???)
Imejte lep dan in zapomnite si:
STVARI NISO VEDNO TAKŠNE, KOT SE ZDIJO NA PRVI POGLED! |
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Nova abeceda je v angleščini, se mi pa zdi tako smešno realistična, da sem jo pripopal tukaj. Dobro je vedeti, kaj nas še čaka! 
New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Now
The Alphabet
A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
Perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which We'd rather not mention.
H .. High blood pressure--We'd rather it low;
I .. For incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, We forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, We have quite a few,
Just give us a pill and We'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting our fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in our ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year We are left here behind,
Z is for zest WE still have-- in OUR minds.
We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed, and
We're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
IF YOU ARE OLD, HAVE A GREAT DAY, IF NOT YOUR TURN WILL COME! |
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Bridge of love
Once upon a time two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict.
It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery, and trading labor and goods as needed without a hitch.Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with a small misunderstanding and it grew into a major difference, and finally it exploded into an exchange of bitter words followed by weeks of silence.
One morning there was a knock on John's door. He opened it to find a man with a carpenter's toolbox. "I'm looking for a few days work" he said."Perhaps you would have a few small jobs here and there I could help with? Could I help you?
"Yes," said the older brother. "I do have a job for you. Look across the creek at that farm. That's my neighbor, in fact, it's my younger brother.Last week there was a meadow between us and he took his bulldozer to the river levee and now there is a creek between us.
Well, he may have done this to spite me, but I'll go him one better. See that pile of lumber by the barn? I want you to build me a fence - - an 8-foot fence -- so I won't need to see his place or his face anymore."
The carpenter said, "I think I understand the situation. Show me the nails and the post hole digger and I'll be able to do a job that pleases you."
The older brother had to go to town, so he helped the carpenter get the materials ready and then he was off for the day. The carpenter worked hard all that day measuring, sawing, nailing, and hammering.
About sunset when the farmer returned, the carpenter had just finished his job. The farmer's eyes opened wide, his jaw dropped. There was no fence there at all.
It was a bridge -- a bridge stretching from one side of the creek to the other! A fine piece of work handrails and all -- and the neighbor, his younger brother, was coming across, his hand outstretched."You are quite a fellow to build this bridge after all I've said and done."
The two brothers stood at each end of the bridge, and then they met in the middle, taking each other's hand. They turned to see the carpenter hoist his toolbox on his shoulder.
"No, wait! Stay a few days. I've a lot of other projects for you," said the older brother.
"I'd love to stay on," the carpenter said, "but, I have many more love bridges to build." |
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